The Wizard Of AR
What Vladimir Putin is to Russian President Medvedev so William Jefferson Blythe Clinton is to President Elect Barack Hussein Obama. Bill Clinton, puppet master extraordinaire and all around deceiver returns to the Emerald City to sit behind the screen pulling all the necessary levers to accomplish his will. The Wizard of Arkansas indeed. Need a heart? Go see the Wizard! Need some courage? Go see the Wizard! Need a brain? You know what you need to do. After this weeks announcements by the "Obama" administration I had to rub my eyes just to make sure I hadn't been sucked back into some 1990's time warp. I certainly wasn't in Kansas that's for sure. Or was I? Talk about history repeating itself, oi vay!
Ex-Clintonites galore now adorn Barack's regime: Greg Craig, Eric Holder, Tom Dashle, Bill Richardson, Jaime Gorelick, and the Queen of Narnia herself Hillary Rodham Clinton to name but just a few. I could a sworn we just elected Barack Obama but I stand corrected. Zeb Brezinkski call your office there might be a position for you too. Jimma Carter can now go forward as a minister with portfolio, why not? Just make up one for him like say...the Peace Czar! Poor Al Gore if only he too let Bill Clinton drive for him in 2000 he too could have been POTUS at least for 4 years. But alas, he thought he could run on his own with Lieberman at his side. Fool. If Al knows what is good for him he would accept a position as the Enviromental Czar that is just dangling like low hanging fruit for someone to pluck. Better than nothing.
I have to hand it to Billy Bob he is quite a shyster if ever there was one. Governor Bill Clinton came to power by dividing the American electorate with the advent of Ross Perot in 1992. Otherwise, George H Bush would have won again but Perot's "conservative" credentials impaled Bush's no new taxes pledge for all to see. And Bill walked into the Presidency and the rest was history. This time we had another George Bush in office and we should not have been surprised to see Bill Clinton also divide the conservative vote again with his latter day Perot in the man Barack Hussein Obama. Coincidentally, both Obama and Perot have big ears! Yes, its true and they both talk funny. Now, Bill Clinton hovers over the Executive Branch like some poltergeist that refuses to leave. Dishes mysteriously vanish...womens dresses curiously stained...female interns bizarre reactions upon entering the Oval Office...desks bumping up and down for no good reason. Yes, this is the Barack Presidency but with Bill Clinton hiding in the closet watching and breathing heavily.
All Hail the Great AR! Fire and smoke cloud his visage. Who can stand against him? Certainly not Barack Obama. Now that explains why Barack's motto was "Change" which not surprisingly was Bill Clinton's '92 war cry for the Presidency. The audacity of hope indeed, Hope, Arkansas that is. Bill must have learned his lesson well while in Moscow during the Vietnam War perhaps Bill should call up Putin for additional advice? Email will do, I'm sure.
Ex-Clintonites galore now adorn Barack's regime: Greg Craig, Eric Holder, Tom Dashle, Bill Richardson, Jaime Gorelick, and the Queen of Narnia herself Hillary Rodham Clinton to name but just a few. I could a sworn we just elected Barack Obama but I stand corrected. Zeb Brezinkski call your office there might be a position for you too. Jimma Carter can now go forward as a minister with portfolio, why not? Just make up one for him like say...the Peace Czar! Poor Al Gore if only he too let Bill Clinton drive for him in 2000 he too could have been POTUS at least for 4 years. But alas, he thought he could run on his own with Lieberman at his side. Fool. If Al knows what is good for him he would accept a position as the Enviromental Czar that is just dangling like low hanging fruit for someone to pluck. Better than nothing.
I have to hand it to Billy Bob he is quite a shyster if ever there was one. Governor Bill Clinton came to power by dividing the American electorate with the advent of Ross Perot in 1992. Otherwise, George H Bush would have won again but Perot's "conservative" credentials impaled Bush's no new taxes pledge for all to see. And Bill walked into the Presidency and the rest was history. This time we had another George Bush in office and we should not have been surprised to see Bill Clinton also divide the conservative vote again with his latter day Perot in the man Barack Hussein Obama. Coincidentally, both Obama and Perot have big ears! Yes, its true and they both talk funny. Now, Bill Clinton hovers over the Executive Branch like some poltergeist that refuses to leave. Dishes mysteriously vanish...womens dresses curiously stained...female interns bizarre reactions upon entering the Oval Office...desks bumping up and down for no good reason. Yes, this is the Barack Presidency but with Bill Clinton hiding in the closet watching and breathing heavily.
All Hail the Great AR! Fire and smoke cloud his visage. Who can stand against him? Certainly not Barack Obama. Now that explains why Barack's motto was "Change" which not surprisingly was Bill Clinton's '92 war cry for the Presidency. The audacity of hope indeed, Hope, Arkansas that is. Bill must have learned his lesson well while in Moscow during the Vietnam War perhaps Bill should call up Putin for additional advice? Email will do, I'm sure.
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